There are some things that would just never, ever happen to me.
I would NOT be completely disorganized and leave for the grocery store at the same time I should be arriving back home. And once at the grocery store, I definitely would NOT bribe my children with treats from the in-store Starbucks, just to make it through the trip. (And there surely wouldn't be a need for me to indulge in a latte, either.)
There's NO WAY that I would have been a part of an entire "negotiating process" involving Little People toys, regarding whether or not farmers were allowed to ride school buses. That's just crazy...who would do that?
I would NEVER grumble under my breath about Hubby having to work late. And I would certainly NEVER try to concoct a reasonable excuse to put my children to bed at 6:30. Nope. Not me. NEVER, EVER, EVER.
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